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From Donald Suddaby's Lost Men in the Grass:
"The man came into view and we went almost crazy with yelling. He must have been a farm labourer..
He was enormous, verging on the dreadful. His face seemed twenty yards across, with vast teeth glittering out of bright red lips,
with eyes like mighty lakes
sheltered by five-foot lashes, and with cheeks all queerly stubbled by unshaved whiskers. We could see the cloth of his coat as a vast assembly of woven ropes,
and his hair as wires that caught the sunshine and shone fair. The monstrous oaf went his way and completely ignored our effort.


1/14th of an inch tall, he walked over the fork handle and slid down to the plate.
Each sausage was half an an inch tall, 7 times his height

To him every inch seemed like 90 feet.He reached in to the sausage with hands 1/140th of an inch long.
A fly, seeming 25 ft high and 75 feet long, started to descend upon him
He began to run but the fly thrust one leg down and tripped him, and he landed on his belly,
with a layer of grease or butter drenching his shirt.

He got up then grabbed onto the leg, hanging on as it buzzed over the 360 foot tall cup of coffee.
Falling in would leave him splashing in a lake of coffee seemingly 260 feet deep

Mountain of pancakes.You are dwarfed by blueberries and a huge vat of syrup.The summit is over 200 feet up, drenched by deep masses of butter.